You ever go to Chick-fil-A and assume, rattling, I’d love an unscripted, family-friendly present loosely primarily based round this rooster sandwich? You, and solely you, are in luck. In response to Deadline, the fast-food rooster chain is planning to launch its personal streaming platform, with a slate of authentic programming. Guess everybody has to diversify on this financial system!
Deadline reviews that Chick-fil-A is contemplating scripted exhibits and animation, together with unscripted content material, and already has plans for “a family-friendly recreation present” from the identical manufacturing crew behind NBC’s The Wall. And apparently it’s not even the corporate’s first foray into leisure; in 2022 Chick-fil-A produced a sequence of animated shorts referred to as Tales of Evergreen Hills, a sequence of vaguely Christmas-y tales about being variety and spreading pleasure.
However simply what sort of tv combines the ethos of household pleasant leisure and not-even-that-good meals served with an overtly Christian, homophobic message? We in all probability know in addition to Chick-fil-A, so listed here are some concepts.
- Eat Mor Chikin: A cooking present starring the well-known Chick-fil-A cows, displaying you all of the superb meals to be made with something however beef. This may run for 4 episodes earlier than the cows’ anti-red meat messaging and guerrilla activism ways develop into too didactic for viewers.
- Chick-N-Strips: Think about Bare Attraction meets The Newlywed Sport, however much more uptight. Groups of romantic {couples} (no gays) should take away objects of clothes for every query they get unsuitable about one another, however don’t fear, all PG-13 bits (so every part out of your neck to your knees) are coated by the chain’s scrumptious Chick-n-Strips. The winner takes residence a money prize and any strips on their physique, which will likely be good for no less than three meals, in all probability.
- American Rooster Warriors: That is simply parkour via the drive-thru window.
- Spicy Deluxe Love: A Hallmark-esque rom-com by which a “profession woman” from the massive metropolis visits her hometown for Christmas, falls in love with a good-looking nation boy over a banana milkshake, and strikes again to be a stay-at-home spouse. Who wants ambition and your personal revenue stream when you possibly can’t even get an excellent Christian shake?
- Moo Patrol: Additionally starring the Chick-fil-A cows, as they roam the countryside arresting chickens with impunity to feed the chain’s enlargement targets.
- Pickle Me This!: It’s like a recreation present the place you throw the pickles on the sandwich at stuff, for prizes or one thing??
- Meals Time Treasure: Not eager to pay any extra writers, that is the present that occurs when the corporate decides to create a wholly AI-generated cooking competitors. AI recipes, hosts, contestants, even the title! It’s depressing. Nothing works and the animation is just too uncanny for anybody to get pleasure from. The entire thing goes underneath.
