Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyer react to Trump appointing RFK Jr. to run the Well being and Human Providers, placing up Matt Gaetz as Lawyer Basic and extra of his stunning cupboard picks.
The late evening world is reacting to Donald Trump‘s cupboard nominations.
After Trump nominated Matt Gaetz for Lawyer Basic and Fox & Associates host Pete Hegseth for Protection Secretary, late evening comedians had a brand new shock in retailer when information broke that Trump had appointed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to the pinnacle of Well being and Human Providers.
Stephen Colbert broke the information to a few of his viewers because the announcement had simply been made moments earlier than the Late Present taping Thursday.
“Donald Trump continued his exhaustive seek for probably the most certified individuals inside his line of sight, and he has chosen anti-vaxx nepo maniac Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Well being and Human Providers,” he mentioned. “I do know that sounds insane however we must always all preserve an open thoughts as a result of that is how the worm will get in.”
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“Who higher to be in control of well being and people than a man whose mind was partially devoured by a worm?,” he continued, referring to RFK Jr.’s notorious parasitic worm story as quoted in a 2012 deposition, by which he claimed a phrase acquired into his mind “ate a portion of it after which died.”
“Trump initially wished a health care provider in that position — seems, the late nice Hannibal Lecter isn’t an actual particular person,” Jimmy Kimmel quipped, referencing certainly one of Trump’s favourite speaking factors on the marketing campaign path.
“This tells you all you want to learn about our nation proper now” he mentioned. “RFK acquired caught having telephone intercourse with a reporter and he or she was fired. What occurred to him? They made him Secretary of Well being and Human Providers.”
Learn on to seek out out what Kimmel, Colbert and Seth Meyers needed to say about Trump’s shock appointments.
Late Present with Stephen Colbert
Colbert additionally shared his ideas on Trump’s appointment of Gaetz, who’s presently being investigated for intercourse trafficking, after Trump introduced the nomination on Fact Social Wednesday.
“Everybody’s nonetheless freaked out in regards to the nominations he made yesterday, like making Matt Gaetz the Lawyer Basic of the US,” Colbert mentioned to the boos of the viewers. “And that story retains getting worse ‘trigger the Home Ethics Committee has been investigating Gaetz for sexual misconduct and elicit drug use. However final evening, we realized that Gaetz resigned from Congress simply two days earlier than the committee was set to vote on releasing a ‘extremely damaging’ report outlining its investigation. So now, Gaetz nearly actually will not face penalties.”
He continued, “Coincidentally, ‘face penalties,’ additionally the title of his off-brand Botox. The reality is, you can also have face penalties. Now that Gaetz is not in Congress, it is unclear whether or not the ethics panel will vote on releasing the report.”
In a tongue-in-cheek letter to Santa, Colbert requested for a comet to hit the earth and provides the world the should wanted re-start following final week’s upsetting election.
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Kimmel accused Trump of working the nation like a actuality present, equally to the one he got here to fame on.
“He is working this nation like it’s a actuality present. However as an alternative of MeatLoaf and Dennis Rodman, he’s acquired Matt Gaetz and Tulsi Gabbard,” Kimmel quipped. “If we wished the host of a actuality present to run the nation, there have been a lot better selections!”
He went on to listing a number of the high actuality hosts that he thought could be extra appropriate as U.S. president, like Survivor‘s Jeff Probst: “He is aware of settle disputes between warring tribes.”
“What in regards to the host of The Superb Race [Phil Keoghan], that man, whose title I do not ever bear in mind,” he continued. “Someway he is managed to win 10 Emmy Awards although we have no concept what his title is. He is been all over the place. He might strengthen our ties all all over the world.”
“Or one other Emmy winner,” Kimmel added. “RuPaul. RuPaul would throw probably the most fabulous inauguration celebration in American historical past. Or possibly we have to come out gunns-a-blazing with Tim Gunn. American’s love weapons. President Gunn. You already know his catch phrase is, ‘Make it Work.’ It might be simply the message we’d like.”
He even threw longtime host and on-air persona, Ryan Seacrest, into the ring, telling the viewers that the American idol entrance man simply is perhaps the best man for the job.
“He by no means stops working, he is confirmed he can stand as much as dictators, Simon Cowell, and who is aware of extra about free and truthful elections than the person who saved us from Sanjaya?” Kimmel joked.
Late Night time with Seth Meyers
For his half, Seth Meyers expressed his frustration with the distinguished Republicans who appear stunned by President-elect Trump’s many controversial cupboard picks over the previous week.
Meyers confirmed a information clip of Senator Lisa Murkowski’s response to Trump’s collection of Gaetz to run the Division of Justice.
The Alaska Republican mentioned, “I do not assume it’s a critical nomination for the legal professional common. We have to have a critical legal professional common, and I am trying ahead to the chance to contemplate any individual that’s critical. This one was not on my bingo card.”
“I really like Republicans saying we have to have a critical legal professional common,” Meyers mentioned. “You did not appear to really feel the necessity for a critical president.”
He added, “Your celebration selected a deranged prison sport present host with the identical make-up artist as [the Italian opera] Pagliacci, who cannot shut a f–king umbrella. Additionally, for everybody who did not have [Gaetz] in your bingo card, possibly throw out the bingo card, as a result of there’s a complete new bingo now.”
Meyers additionally introduced up how Trump’s former Nationwide Safety Adviser John Bolton referred to as the Gaetz choose “the worst nomination for a Cupboard place in American historical past.”
“But,” he replied. “You forgot the phrase ‘but.’ Trump’s nonetheless acquired loads of time to outdo himself.”
